LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My pet squirrel ran up a tree, For I had trained him to pick the nuts for me, Then, along came an eagle, And, he did something illegal, ...

Chipmunk ate my cupcake, Squirrel ate my  asthma pill, Otter ate my fish, Rabbit ate my dill, Bear drank my moonshine,  River ate my r...

I saw a giant turtle crawling across the snow, I knew that he would freeze to death, Because, there were only snowy places to go, I asked hi...