LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Sneed was a spider, and a big, giant spider was Sneed, He wrapped his webs throughout the house, for he was full of greed, Greedy for the bi...

There once was a spider named Clyde, He built spider webs with such pride, Then, down came a great rain, The webs went down the drain, N...

I'm eating spiders and their eggs, They have no flavor and meatless legs, But, they taste better than flies, With their big bulgin...

I saw a spider-web when I looked outside, It was in my window, over half as wide, I found in the web, A black-widow named Deb, She bi...

I am a small spider that got washed away, Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay, So I'll swim like a duck, Climb up from the muc...

Squashed a big spider, Random act of violence, Regrets, found babies.

There once was a spider named Nellie, She liked to eat toast with her jelly, The home owners went away, She ate toast and jelly all day, ...

Some sinister spiders sit on my sill, They think web-weaving is the ultimate thrill, But, I'll give them some news, Be careful what c...

The water spider was really silly, He teased a mama fish named Millie, When Millie was about, The spider danced above her snout, Until the m...

There were spiders climbing up the stair, Spider bites, spider bites, Spiders under the silverware, Spider bites, spider bites, Spiders in m...