LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got a call from Mars, and Martians are coming our way, They want some pet seahorses, at least that's what they say, Mars is known for ...

I am always wrecking my sports cars, That is how I got all of my scars, I saw a famous plastic surgeon, Now, I have the face of a sturgeon, ...

I invented starship warp drive, and I went on a trip, It did not take me very long, in my warp driving ship, I went to a planet called Mars,...

I'm shooting a world killing missile to Mars, To blast it into one trillion, sweet candy bars, With tasty bars to eat, I'll quit ove...

I close my eyes then I travel, into a nice, parallel universe, Where people are really kind to me, and don't add to my name, a mean curs...

My mind drifted, lost in space, where I could scheme, About how I could get on the grammar school tether ball team, I decided to replace sho...

My big beautiful spaceship, I launched into the air, I am very afraid that it will need some repair, Once above a high cloud, It went"B...

My little spaceship got real crushy, when I hit an asteroid, I remember mommy telling me, asteroids I should avoid, But when relaxing out in...

My time/space machine just broke right down, I spilled my beer and the darn thing shorted queen's royal crown, It will  just not start...

I was abducted by an alien that landed a ship from outer space, I knew he/she was an alien because her/his eyes glowed on his/ her face, She...

Barry the blue boomerang, was tornadoed into space, Barry, the first space boomerang, had gained one famous face, With the good luck of the ...

Leon was sure he could trampoline all the way to mars, Leon fell off his trampoline and he visited the stars, The stars were red, green and ...

I went to a rave party, way up on old planet mars, They don't have combustion engines, so they don't drive earth cars, The breakdown...

My spaceship disassembled, but I kept traveling into space, A disaster it resembled, as I gnawed my lips from my face, My trajectory took me...

I found a blue planet in Galaxy Nine, But, my landing on it, I had to decline, The planet was surrounded by roids, With few in-between ...

I journeyed far beyond the planets of Sol, To find some petunias to pot was my goal, I found some pretty, bright red, On a planet called, Fr...

Martian, Martian from the sky, How'd you Martians learn to fly, We once tried space travel here, But, 'cause of money and fear, ...