LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a dizzy dog that went "gur", His " gur" got under the other dogs fur, More times than just the once, They...

He spends his nights and days, sitting around on his sitter, Doomscrolling social media, like Facebook and Twitter, He will never have a rea...

Our dear grandpa, rode the old horse to town, that had the severely, swayed back, We did not know what to tell the horse, after grandpa'...

Dingo The Dino, did social channel colab, With Dave Man The Caveman, and the results were fab, Dingo gained some fame, And moneyed his name,...

I bought a new, clearance hoodie; it had a paisley design, I thought I would go show it off, at the local dine and wine, I knew I must look ...

I lived during the great, strange time of the memes, Some were silly and funny, others caused screams, But I am not going there, I fear the ...

All the little humans they learn, learn, learn, That makes their little brain cells churn, churn, churn, Then they work for others who are s...

The little tweeter was on the nightly news, He was famous for tweeting his memes and muse, Open eyes I couldn't keep, I fell deep down i...

I am a little blogger, but I think that my blogging is done, I published over a million blogs, and no one has read a one. I know my blogs mi...

My glass Pan flute fell onto the floor, It shattered, and would toot never more, I stepped above my class, Bought a flute, made from brass, ...

My big pet dragon, he just eats and he eats, Dragon eats one peasant, and then he repeats, I'm running out of my peasants, He won't ...

My net worth is a pocket full of dimes, I have lived through much harder times, I'd eat some begged bread, Felt myself well feed, For mo...

Whenever I go down to the neighborhood pub, I get layers of dead bugs in my bitters and grub, Tried partaking elsewhere, Found much short pu...

I bought a fancy pet dog, and bought him fancy pet food, I now pretend to be a modern, fancy pet dude, I chum with fancy pet owner frien...

Leon the toad, got bit by a big tick, That made Leon the toad, incredibly sick, The internet thought funny, When Leon became runny, So, Leon...

I don't speak good German, and my French is even worse, When I try speaking Latin, I get called disgusting and perverse,   But the langu...

My fortunes were dismally down, So I went to see the royal crown, Because I protested, I was arrested, And sentenced to dress as a clown.

I went to Twitter and I couldn't twit a tweet, I felt really low, I felt deep defeat, I did not get bitter, Because they signed me off T...

Got me some eye makeup and glitter, To make a new selfie for Twitter, Made many fans bitter, They called me a dimwiter, I canceled my accoun...

I got told off, and it was bitter, By a bot troll, trolling Twitter, They said I was a stupid quitter, Said I should shut up, or I'd get...