LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was banned from Twitter for saying fake stuff, Like the moon is pudding and Mars is just made of fluff, So, for such political wars, ...

Because Big Frank's language was  horribly, despised, Frank  got his number one channel, demonetized, Frank should have been nice, More ...

I went onto the Facebook platform, and made me a friend Never had one growing up, except the ones I'd pretend, My friend quickly asked f...

Marko is very bitter, Since he's been banned from Twitter, A down toilet seat omiter, His hair is all green glitter, He is a doggy sitte...

There was a poison filled serpent underneath a pretty granite rock, I thought I'd find a stick and clobber him, and record it for Tik To...

My only friends on the internet and, this really rots,😖 Is an amalgamation of spyware iconed as "bots," 🤖🤖🤖 They pretend t...

I had a bird that would tweet and twitter, Then he ate something really bitter, Now he don't tweet, Hard to coax him to eat, He is silen...

My scrambled eggs ain't pretty, They are mostly grits and gritty, When you barf, you'll have my pity, Then, you'll complain on F...

I went into the parlor to listen to some Bach, I then ordered dinner when, I noticed the tic-tok, The TV talked sedition, As I consumed my n...

On Facebook I was trolled and trolled all Christmas day, So, I cancelled my account to Twitter parley, On Twitter I got a restricted account...

Somebody just called me a "Bot," It's a term I'm familiar with, not, I felt some abuse, From the word's negative use, ...

I was proud of my little bean sprouts, On media I bragged with my touts, Then, along came a rabbit, With a bean sprout eating habit, Now...

There was a man, who was so vehemently bitter, He attacked all in family over the media called twitter, He attacked his cousin the monk, ...

There was a man, who was so vehemently bitter, He attacked all in family over the media called twitter, He made fun of  his cousin the mon...