LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Santa Claus rode on his red sleigh, Bringing presents on Christmas day, He couldn't hardly steer, His rowdy reindeer, Till he agreed...

There was a sweet lady named Lil, She worked down at the bar and grill, She'd do as you please, With more onions and cheese, Her bur...

There was an old banker named Gene, Everyone knew he was mean, He would charge huge fees, Put you down on your knees, His interest rates...

There was a small monkey named Andy, He loved a baboon named Sandy, But, because of the gov. They couldn't marry their love, Yet, th...