LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was cross-country skiing, when in some deep hole, I was downed, I woke a big grisly bear, and up on her back feet, she bound, She gave me ...

There was no snow for Christmas, Nor, snow for New Year's as well, And, living in Northern Michigan, It's been a type of snow...

My snow machine didn't stay on the designated trail, When a tree stoped the machine, my bod went for a sail, The tree trunk was quite ha...

Jim weighed 500 lbs, so his snowboard wouldn't go, Except when Jim got on it the board sank in the snow, So Jim stayed inside the ski lo...