LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Old Pete was a Michigan water bug, He didn’t swim fast but, went chug, chug, chug, He didn’t have any job where he had to be, He could sw...

I found a frog in my O.J. today, And, a worm in my cheese that sat on a tray, My sandwich had bugs, My soup was just full of slugs, ...

I went to clean my kitchen rugs, They were full of beetle bugs, They were thrown out the door, I went down to the store, Bought new rugs...