Showing posts with label SKUNK LIMERICKS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SKUNK LIMERICKS. Show all posts
Thursday, September 18, 2025

TWO SKUNKS MADE A NEST UNDER MY DECK LIMERICK

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Two skunks made a nest right under my deck, They had little babies and they were cute as all heck, Though the smells did appall, The skun...
Friday, August 15, 2025

AMADEOUS THE SKUNK

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Amadeus the skunk left his scent in the air, Everyone disliked it but he seemed not to care, One day while all alone, Amadeus began to mo...
Friday, January 5, 2024

JUNIOR THE SKUNK

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Junior was a nasty skunk, He followed me around like a goofy punk, So, with bacon I would tease, But, his bite gave me rabies, If I don’...
Tuesday, August 2, 2022

AMADEUS THE SKUNK LEFT HIS SCENT IN THE AIR LIMERICK

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Amadeus the skunk left his scent in the air, Everyone disliked it, but he seemed not to care, One day while all alone, Amadeus began to m...
Monday, November 15, 2021

MY PET SKUNK AMADEOUS

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My friend and I had a pet skunk named Amadeus Whenever he’d see us he couldn't help but to spray us, We did nothing wrong, To get a t...
Saturday, December 5, 2020

MY SKUNK NAMED AMADEUS

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My gal and I had a skunk named Amadeus, Whenever he’d see us he couldn’t help but to spray us, We did nothing at all wrong, To get a tast...
Wednesday, September 26, 2012

THERE WAS A SKUNK NAMED AMADEUS

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Amadeus the skunk left a stink in the air, Everyone hated it but, he did not care, One day when he was alone, Amadeus began to grown, He...