LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Claudius the clown, was a very, very stupid man, He could not learn to tie his shoes, nor open a Spam can, It was said, Claudius the clown, ...

I do all math using my fingers and toes, So twenty is the biggest number I knows, But the landlord wants more, Than just one single score, O...

My car slid on the ice and I slammed into a tree, Then my ancestors surrounded me, "You drive too fast", They said at last, "...