LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I shopped, and  bought a little metal, fishing boat, and I named it Rim Tim Tin, It was made of tin can-like aluminium, and the aluminium wa...

There was a snapping turtle named Suzie, She thought that she would pull a real doosey, She bit a hole in my wood boat, Then my boat woul...

I went fishing on a lake dark and deep, Then through the floor water started to seep, I didn't have a pail, So I really  couldn...

The shark knew he couldn't get Ed while Ed was on his boat, So, the shark ripped a new hole in the bottom of Ed's float, As Ed...