LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Big Bubba lives down by the foaming sea, He is a nephew to my bro and me, Bubba loves beer and chicken, His girlfriend is Wiccan, She spelle...

I grow monster daisies in the valley, I feed them to a giant named, Sally, Sally, also wants beer, I cannot make beer here, I import it thro...

A hungry tiger escaped from the zoo, He ate up my pretty, pet cow, named Moo,  I feel really blue, The cat ate me too, I and my pet cow, bec...

I traveled back in time, and met Einstein sipping his tea, He was also combing out his hair, to look respectful and pretty, He said, I could...

I had a gigantic, stuffed panda bear, named Sammy, He married my cute, stuffed koala bear, named Tammy, They had an alpha cub, His name was ...

I decided to get some eats, So, I opened a can of beets, I spilled the juice, It ran real loose, And, stained purple my bare feets.     ...

I ran out of tin foil, now the state owns my brain, With no shinny tin hat, I'm completely insane, To remember what's true, On my to...

Tiger, tiger don't eat my kite, Or I'll whoop you in a fight, Make sure your teeth are sharp and white, When they rip my flesh tonig...

Benny had to take a pea, Out of a pea poddy He needed the form, Twas a pea corn born norm, So he could bounce it off a tree.

Under the yim yong tree I and my dear love matted some grass, That's where we did picnic and drank from a thermos lined with glass, A...

There was a very big pig named Mortie, He was depressed because he turned forty, He ate cottage cheese and cheddar, The cheese made Morti...