LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm trying to find some helium, because it makes me talk, real silly, My silly talk is entertaining to my best friends, Ben, Bart and Bi...

There was a pretty mermaid named Trish, If you were nice she’d grant you one wish, I asked to swim well, Then, Trish cast her spell, She...

Jeeter liked to watch the clock, He watched at work each day, Jeeter got almost nothing done,  But, he still expected pay, One day Jeet...

Arnie had a pet woodchuck, His name was Mr. Tim, Mr. Tim liked to play all day, Upon his jungle gym, Mr. Tim ate beef jerky, Sometimes...

Poor butterfly fluttering in the air, With such desperation and despair, The snow is blowing and winter is here, It is the time that butt...

Chipmunk ate my cupcake, Squirrel ate my  asthma pill, Otter ate my fish, Rabbit ate my dill, Bear drank my moonshine,  River ate my r...

Jerry lost all of his front teeth, While playing on his trumpet, Because each time Jerry tried to play, The tuba guy would bump it, Jer...

There was quest to find a plug, To stop my little row boat from leaking, But, my plug was made of cork and floated away, For other holes ...

My eyes grew tired, My eyes went shut, My shell was cracked, I am a walnut, I have no eyes, At least none to see, I'm a tasty tre...

My mom had a porcelain pig, I knocked it on the floor, When it flew into a million pieces, Mom through me out the door,  I then wandere...