LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

In order to make limerick pie, You must kiss a tadpole on the eye, There’s rhyme, but no reason, They are for the ear pleasin’ It’s stup...

Paul went to the gym, He believed he would become slim, But, Paul loved butter fried rice, And, fried cheese tasted so nice, Paul’s wei...

There was a sunfish that liked to eat oyster, He marinated it to make it much moister, He once invited over a date, But, his oyster did n...

A limerick pie is nothing more, Than stringing words together for, A little fun, Maybe a pun, Or, some wisdom at the core.

Mr. Williams had a nasal hair, It was a foot long so many people would stare, He went to Nantucket, To find a barber to cut it, But, now...

With a knife I cut a bug in two, Then from each half a new half grew, Each bug gave me a bite, The pain inspired an insight, "Squas...

There once was a nation called Rome, It was far, Far East of our home, It was an empire, Then it caught on fire, It melted like cheap St...

There was a light saber named Larry, He married a phase blaster named Carrie, When they had a son, He was the top gun, He had a blast a...

In order to make limerick pie, You must kiss a tadpole on the eye, There’s rhyme but, no reason, They are for the ear pleasin’ It’s stup...

A limerick pie is nothing more, Than, stringing words together for, A little fun, Maybe a pun, Or, some wisdom at the core.

There's a new moon on the twenty-third, It's so dark because the new moon occured, I can't see my toes, That's the least ...

There was a red brick named Dave, Each day he would rant and rave, He was part of a wall, That stood eight feet tall, He wished to be pa...