LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Quigley's family came from outer space, They lacked human components like feet and face, But, the world was fooled, For the kids were...

My carving knife is too dull to cut cheese, My steak knife won't cut steak or green peas, My sharpener is on the fritz, It is broken ...

There was a monkey in a cage, His incarceration filled him with rage, If you wanted his scoop, He’d throw at you some poop, Interpretati...

A bird was flying right at me, I wondered what it was, It's identity was not important, I just wondered just because, I guessed it ...

While Marty was driving his roadster, He swerved to miss an old toadster, He ran right into a tree, The crash smashed-up his knee, The h...

I went to Russia to visit the Louvre, But, I guess to Paris it made a sudden move, I went to Spain to see the Pyramids of old, But, I gue...