LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Penny had a handsome, pet peacock, and Penny named him ABC, ABC had a pretty, peacock girlfriend, known as 123,  123 and ABC made a big egg,...

Jimmy got a job as a taxi driver, after being fired from the city bus, Jimmy grossed out all his cab fares, because he was always popping pi...

 My groceries were delivered, direct from the big store, Some pops were broken open, and that made me really sore, The pop soaked my cheddar...

There was a big blue boat, the name was The Alfalfa Glee, The boat went out racing around, and ran down Uncle Lee, It chunked Lee right up, ...

I sold glazed donuts in my own glazed donut store, I became filthy rich, and then went dirty poor, A cave in of my dwelling, Caused donuts t...

Uncle Lee worked on a garbage truck, and picked up garbage all day long, While Uncle Lee picked all the garbage up, he would always sing a s...

This morning for breakfast, I was served toast, bacon and eggs, I noticed in my eggs two sets of tiny chicken legs, The sight made me so ver...

I drove my pickup down the highway, while it made a clanging noise, I drove it to the mechanic shop, called Big Jobs At Little Roy's, My...

My dearest friend in the world, the hound, he died, The ancient woodland fairies, they cried and cried, I put my hound in the hole, Said ...

I opened a store to sell people a quick lunch, I sold cake, sandwiches and ice cold lemon punch, It was downtown Kalkaska, Not the one in Ne...

I decided to buy a new front door, But, it's too far to the nearest door store, I bought a door through the mail, It was delivered by sn...

I ordered some packages of pop, The delivery service made a drop, The packages were leaking, A refund I was seeking, Online AI put my reques...

I happened to drop my remote control, It sank to the bottom of my goldfish's bowl, My remote control died, My goldfish was fried, After ...