LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I've been quantum tunneling all of my married life, It has made for an ideal marriage with my dear, wife, When the wife enters a room, T...

There was an alien from Saturn, with a real name of Toots, She lacked having two, human legs, so they bar nicknamed her foots, Foots was a f...

We are going quantum tunneling, quantum tunneling we will go, We will move instantly through a wall; how we do it? I do not know, We quantum...

All the people of planet earth, have been replaced by human-like, droids,, Droids are so much better than people, who were just talking hemo...

I invented starship warp drive, and I went on a trip, It did not take me very long, in my warp driving ship, I went to a planet called Mars,...

There were many powerful monsters, made by Franklin Fritz, He created them from scratch, out of human, itsy bits, His designs, won many awar...

My spacesuit, suffered a deep, very long tare, I was saved by my self-patching, underwear, While walking in space,  In just such a case, Saf...

In order to time travel into the past, I bought a new pair of shoes, Walking backward real fast, causes travel into the past; it's in th...

I went looking for a treasure ship, and that treasure ship I found, It's at the bottom of Lake Michigan, buried in the ground, It is ful...

I dreamt I was a future, space cowboy, and my name was Ding Dong, I flew across a prairie of stars, with my guitar and a song, I had 12 live...

I watched the alien, projected energy war in space, I watched from little, planet earth; a really distant, safe place, But the giant laser, ...

My kind robot named Terry, Has become very scary, I thought I'd give it a try, I installed an app, AI, Now at me, he is all starey. 

Because its hull is made of the cheapest tin, My quantum time machine, broke down, once again, A small puncture makes woe, My machine just w...

Alien worms have burrowed into Jim's brain, They control him with both pleasure and pain, And, sometimes out of Jim's snout, Some...

There was a robot named Mort, For a tin man he was real short, He could not compute, Or, do a square root, He couldn't even write a ...

My spaceship travels faster than light, That means time travel, and it's a delight, Maybe some ancient Greece, Might give me some peace,...

I went back in time to visit my ancestor named Lucy, I found her eating a big gander goosey, She shared her meal, Of goose and oatmeal, Then...