LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Santa bought a winter house in Palm Springs, He went there when he was done with  Santa things, At the club he dressed so debonair, He lo...

I hung up my socks by the old fireplace, Hoping that Santa would come in the night, I had no cookies sitting on the doily of lace, My...

Bob Roy had no time to bake, Any Christmas cookies for Santa’s sake, Bob Roy had frosting in a can but, no backers, So, Bob Roy spread th...

Santa went fishing way out on a bay, He ran out of bait so he used his tope, He caught a big steelhead trout, His tope went to the bottom...

Santa went out on the ice on the bay, Chasing a reindeer that had just run away, But, the ice wasn't good, Where the heavy elf stood,...