LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to a fast food place, for a fish between buns with a pop and fries, I hung out there on Fridays to be with the local gals and local g...

In the Michigan city, called Battle Creek, I went to a thrift store and bought an antique, A cute porcelain bear, With ginger colored hair, ...

The apples on the tree were wormy and ripe, The apples on the ground were squishy like tripe, So, wormy apples it be, That I picked from the...

Neddy had bad tooth decay, But, he ate his candy, anyway, When his front tooth popped out, Neddy had not, any doubt, He had to see a dentist...

The pizza I had delivered, tasted like feet,👣 It was pricy, and I still had to eat,💸🍕🍕 So I shared with a friend,👯 Turned an enemy by t...