LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I love my oven because of the crusty snacks, I get snacks by wire cleaning my crusty racks, I say yummy, yummy, Crusties in my tummy, And I ...

Spring is here and there's mold on my bread, The flies are breeding, maggots are fat and well fed, My food all rots away, It's all i...