LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I put some raisins in my shoes, to combat all the heat, When my honey kisses my toes, my toes, they'll taste real sweet, To continue a s...

If I had some meme coins, I'd spend them on beautiful you, On your big round red nose, and your eyes, so watery-blue. I'd buy you a ...

I fell in love with a new sweetie, We met while online going tweety, We tweeted like birds, With love-dovey words, Perhaps real soon we will...

I and my love were engaged, doing spoon, When we were frightened by that bloody, red moon, We both wet our britches, Before we leaped into d...

Fall is here to freeze my corn, I wish that fall was never born, My last rose has died away, I won't see  flowers until mid-May, I be al...