LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I use to have a little spending money, but now I am really dirt poor, I feel robbed by utilities, insurance and rent, and the grocery store,...

Down In a dark tunnel, I found the crypt of the ancient kings, I went into the dank, musky crypt, to steal their precious, things, Clothes w...

Watch out for monsters, they'll steal all your bling, They ripped out my piercing and gnawed off my ring, And my bracelet of gold, Was r...