LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The picking of the noses is a family tradition, Most do it for the fun, others do it for the nutrition, Dig for the boogers deep, deep, deep...

Sammy chewed and chewed his food, and he chewed it very well, Billy did not chew his food, and it made his tummy swell, Soon the tummy gurgl...

The butter spray exploded into my face, Now I'm all greasy, like my kid sister, Grace, She greased her hair, And, eats like a bear, I wi...

My sister was always working her trig, While I ate Newtons made out of fig, I called her a bright girl, She called me a squirrel, She got a ...