LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The parakeets in the pet shop, planed on making  a daring, cage break, When the clerk opened the cage to feed them, a chunk of flesh they wo...

While old Santa eats roast venison, we elves are eating snow, Santa licks on candy canes; a taste we elves will never know, Santa is all gri...

400 hippos escaped from the zoo, They took over Lake Erie, and a river or two, They demanded rights, Like no performing in tights, Then the ...

Today we celebrate May Day, and I wished I got paid, Worked as a plumber, gardener, and part-time meter maid, I mow lawns for a buck, Haul t...

Santa made reindeer jerky, after he stored away the sleigh, Santa made plenty of jerky, enough to feed the elves until May, Santa made reind...