LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I am swimming in many millions of can empties, from pop that was caned, I can't take back any of my empty cans, because the brands are s...

I bought a dozen large, chicken eggs, Inside, I found beaks, eyes, guts and legs, Near as I could tell, These eggs were not well, The store ...

The Christmas presents I got, I took back to the store, I can use the cash from the returns, much, much more, I can pay my heat and lights, ...

I bought me a snowblower and it did not work, I tried taking it back, and it was refused by a clerk, I demanded to talk to the one in charge...