LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Fast forward my little truck, will never, ever go, The engine won't turnover, and that's pretty, darn slow, I took it to repair, Tha...

My washing machine flooded the floor, A soap river flowed out my backdoor, The wet wood started to a cave, Made the crawlspace its grave, My...

Although I got electrocuted when I gave them just a touch, My jumper cables did not jump my battery, very much, So I was stranded on the roa...