LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I drove my pickup down the highway, while it made a clanging noise, I drove it to the mechanic shop, called Big Jobs At Little Roy's, My...

Chips of blue paint covered the new fallen snow, The moonlight hit it, and the moonlight, it glow, It's my peeled house paint, The white...

There was an old turtle and he fixed antique clocks, He charged a big price for fixing real old tick tocks. With mine, I paid on time, Each ...

The months in Michigan before May, I charge my battery all day, Between the mice and the rats, The skunks and the bats, My wires are chewed ...