LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My washing machine flooded the floor, A soap river flowed out my backdoor, The wet wood started to a cave, Made the crawlspace its grave, My...

There was a little green warlock, and he owned a small shoe, He rented it to an old lady with kids, quite a few, The kids had some great fun...

My roommate left the water on, after he washed off his crud, It turned into a little river, that turned into a flood, Our little apartment f...