LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

George built a small temple, to worship a big tree, It was built out of the wood, called mahogany, George worshipped a white pine, It had ne...

I went down to The Chicken Freak to get me some dip and chicken, I caught them preparing their secret dip, that included a spell of Wiccan, ...

Henry ate tainted pork, then said he couldn't stay, So he ran to the toilet which was two blocks away, He ran into a nun, That ended his...

A witch turned me into a turtle, not nice, I did nothing to him, except the crab lice, But I'm not to blame, For his scratches of shame,...