LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A hairy bear named Terry, wore his new, sparkling Speedo to the beach, Nobody saw Terry's Speedo, because bear hair covered the Speedo b...

I followed a slimy, yellow trail, along a sandy, lake beach, Could this, become a fable story, that generations could teach? Just as I becam...

I fried up some fresh picked mushrooms, with onions, in bacon grease, All knew, if they ate a few rooms, their psyche would be at peace, The...

I sleep away my afternoons, I sleep away my mornings, I sick call everyday to work, Despite my bosses' warnings, If my financials weren...

I knew this guy named Caesar, and he YouTubed making pizza pie, I joined him for a joint collab; my food was a greasy French fry, The pizza ...

I ordered some extra nuts off the net, They're almonds, the right size nuts, you can bet, I ordered the real salty, Goes with my beer th...

Every single Sunday, I dread the next day, called Monday, I can't sit home, Relax my dome, Watching TV wearing just my undie.

It's name was Flotilla, and that was my boat, It was pontooned with pop bottles that held air, and could float, Then way out on the bay,...

I'm so glad this week is all done, On the weekend, I'll have plenty of fun, I'll get lots of fancy dips, And dip slowly my fancy...