LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I put some raisins in my shoes, to combat all the heat, When my honey kisses my toes, my toes, they'll taste real sweet, To continue a s...

If I could have a little pig, a little pig would do, If I could have a little pig, then I would name him Blue, We could buy candy at the sto...

I ran into a zebra, and he kissed me on the face, He had a big sloppy tongue, smelled like pork in a meat case, I tried not to hurt feelings...