LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was out in my aluminum boat, I drank sodas that made my belly bloat, Then up-chucked the sea, Swamping my boat and me, Soda gas kept my bo...

My dinosaur, she ran away, To the park, where she could play, She drank some pond water, Sat on the teeter-totter, Then slid down the slide;...

At 5'8" I hit my head on the stoop, Then, I just started to recoup, At a weight of pounds 144, I fell through the bad floor, And, w...