LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Chipmunk ate my cupcake, Squirrel ate my  asthma pill, Otter ate my fish, Rabbit ate my dill, Bear drank my moonshine,  River ate my r...

I thought I had a gold tooth that was crusty, Turns out it was tin and went rusty, I was charged for the gold, But, tin I was sold, Couldn...