LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got termites in my home tower, Mice chewed through my lines of power, No power to cook goose, My floors and walls have come loose, Starvin...

All that snow fell on the roof of my shack, The roof caved in and I got pinned on my back, I screamed and I yelled, Along comes Mr. Weld He ...