LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I built me a domestic robot, and named it, Kimmycoss,   One day it turned on me, and pinched me, and it became my boss, It demanded eggs eac...

My pop was full of bubbles and those bubbles filled the void, But, then the pop kept on bubbling and that made me annoyed,  And, I was b...

There once was an internet robot, And his name was Jeb, He liked to mess with systems, While playing on the web, Jeb was a robot, And ...

My robot, cleaned floor, Girlfriend, robot cleaned her, Robot, girlfriend gone.

I had a robot I named Wizard, He was a sentient, eight foot long lizard, He had a big boil, Which burst to leak oil, Which sprayed from ...

Poor little Georgie was teased out of school, The kids and the teachers said he was a fool, But, after many years Georgie finally got even...