LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went fishing out on a Lake Michigan Reef, All I caught was a side of roast beef, I then caught a fresh ham, And, a large can of Spam, ...

My neighbor's chicken oh, good grief, Got in my chicken and ate my beef, Although two wrongs don't make right, My food budg...

My beef roast was loaded with squirming rice with eyes, Finding rice in my roast was quite a surprise, I queried how they got there? A...