LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a blasted lightning strike, It blew apart my motorbike, I didn't at all care,  I had one to spare, It has three wheels, and ca...

The cars on the highway started to beep, So I had to go out and move my sheep, Cars are evil and chilling, They do sheep roadkill killing, T...

Nancy loved her bitumen drive, It was better than gravel and it kept her alive, When the bitumen had a hole, Nancy about lost her soul, ...