LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I invested in sugar markets, because I got a sweet deal, I bought sugar futures, because they have that upper classy feel, I could prance as...

I got knighted, then I had a famous title, For singing base at the Kings great, grand recital, The king liked my base, But, couldn't loo...

I have a pet protozoa named Drudge, He once was a powerful judge, But Drudge was so corrupt, His term ended, abrupt, Now he's a microbe ...