LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Squeaky Squire's opened dozens and dozens of stores, They had greeters greeting customers at the front doors, Greeters were looking for ...

The last boy to sell bananas, sold them on the main city street, He made money selling bananas, because they are good to eat, He stole them ...

I went to Canada to buy a green curtain, for my bathroom shower, A Canadian shower curtain, shows I have a real super power, For I fill a gr...

I sold glazed donuts in my own glazed donut store, I became filthy rich, and then went dirty poor, A cave in of my dwelling, Caused donuts t...

I bought me a snowblower and it did not work, I tried taking it back, and it was refused by a clerk, I demanded to talk to the one in charge...

I found a wart on my apple, while drinking homemade port, So, I thought I'd take the apple maker, to small claims court, The apple maker...

The little bubble wrap went Snap! Snap! Snap! The big bubble wrap went Bap! Bap! Bap! The paper filler went Rip! Rip! Out fell the packing s...

Parnell went to work and lost his job, He worked in retail and looked like a slob, His cloths did not fit, He smelled just a bit, And the...