LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I took my time machine back to the Old West, Where I heard the living was the best, But, a scorpion sting, Made my tenor voice sing, The...

A rattlesnake was on my deck, It was really hotter than heck, He asked me for a beer, I said I had none here, He bit me now I am a wreck...

A rattlesnake wanted a beer, I told him to go bite a deer, He bit me instead, Now I am half dead, He drank the beer that was here.