LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I lost my snow fort to the rain and sun, I guess snow fort season is completely done, The neighbor dog attacked and I'm overrun, T...

Trina the snow-lady got hammered by storm, It was blowy and snowy, real windy and warm, Trina was no brainy, And, when the snow became rainy...

Cold rainy weather makes us feel pain called, the cruds, The arthritis pain, we fight with the suds, We want mosquitos to bite, To take our ...

I am a small spider that got washed away, Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay, So I'll swim like a duck, Climb up from the muc...

My snowman was the best yet, But then it rained and he got wet, Then he turned to ice, Which is kind of nice, Now he never itches since he f...

My bones are all in painy, Cause it rainy, rainy, rainy It puts hurt into my brainy, I'll probably go insainy, Overeat, then weight I...

There was a leprechaun named Jane, She moved from Dublin to Southern Spain, She sold sports cars, Saved gold in quart jars, And, made ra...