LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Methinks someone was quantum tunneling, deep inside my brain, A lot of things I remember, now seem changed; am I insane? I watch internet sc...

I got a knock on my front door, and it was a pushy, AI, It was selling life insurance, and said it was my time to buy, It said AI knows all,...

Marty the great physicist, was a mathematics big deal, But none of his equations, could predict what was real and unreal, It racked Marty in...

On my brand new time-ship, everything went all blurry, As some particles slowed, others started to hurry, I felt my particles collide, Prett...

I had a little time-ship, but the door got stuck tight shut, I could not get outside to meet the king we know as Tut, I used my brand new sp...

I went churning through space and time, To find me the best limerick rhyme, Didn't know why they'd care, But police were everywhere,...

My spaceship travels faster than light, That means time travel, and it's a delight, Maybe some ancient Greece, Might give me some peace,...