LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought a little motorbike, so I could journey into town, The flying bugs splat me in the face, and that makes me have a frown, In town, my...

I drove on down to the old town, called Kalamazoo, I bought at a bovine auction, a cow that goes, "moo", I trained her to loudly s...

Fred decided to buy a  new shinny horn, cornet, Fred went to Hornhub, they are found on the internet, Fred picked out one that shined, His c...

Otto bought a brand new car, but it wasn't nearly big enough, When Otto went to the grocery store, he didn't have room for stuff, He...

T. P. Taylor bought some screaming, pretty blue shoes,  It was important stuff, was on the nightly news, The shoes were from the mall, They ...

I bought me a snowblower and it did not work, I tried taking it back, and it was refused by a clerk, I demanded to talk to the one in charge...

I had no dollars in my pocket, So I couldn't buy a bottle rocket, So to feel more fine, I expressed online, To the world, I did Tic Toc ...