LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Trina's shoes are made of itchy plastics, and her clothes are made of plastics too, Trina is allergic to all plastics, so she scratches ...

I tried to create some chaos, because that's the popular thing to do, I went to a pharmacy lab, and released the rats, and the monkeys t...

I went to Suite Ste. Marie to play around the locks, As ships pulled into the locks, I dropped on them small rocks, The police came for me, ...

I drank some bubble bath, and it did not taste like wine, It made me so sick, I felt too ill to dinner dine, Pa gave me a corporal spanking,...

I got peppered sprayed, directly in my pretty eye, I was taken to the jail, and no one told me why, Not so much to eat, Mouse turds are a tr...

I have a sneaky canary named Chirp, He steals things, so he is a perp, He stole my popcorn, For his cage, to adorn, I locked his cage; he ha...

My little scooter had a horn tooter, and a ding-dong bell, I'd ride my scooter behind someone, and my noise made them yell, My parents g...

I love to get free candy canes everywhere I go, But, now most stores don't give them out,  So, my stash stays pretty low, Of cours...

I went to see the King of Pudding, and the King first had me jailed, Because I did not like his puddings, the King next had me impaled,  I a...

I have a pet protozoa named Drudge, He once was a powerful judge, But Drudge was so corrupt, His term ended, abrupt, Now he's a microbe ...

I stepped outside onto ice and down steep steps I slid, Smacked my head on the car, and went off the grid, I died when I slowly froze, Was g...