LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jerry had some weird, but mostly mundane work nights, Jerry was a bar bouncer, and he bounced all fights, He threw out the punks, Called cab...

There once was this polar bear, his name was Moe, He had a hunger for every little doe, Moe would watch them and drool, An obsessed dumb bea...

I wanted just two fingers of whisky, but the frostbite took four, I gave the bar keep the one finger, and he threw me out the door, I laid i...

They were called the Winter Wonder Band, They Played polka across all the land, People who danced, Were soul enhanced, Gorging on cabbage an...

There was a little green warlock, living in an oak tree, He was always placing mean spells, upon my mates and me, One day he chanced to come...