LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Trina boarded the Christmas train to the big town of Kalamazoo, Once there, Trina went Christmas thrifting, buying cheap trinkets that were ...

There were 95 urinals, all in a neat row, But there were no toilet bowels, for the sitters to go, But not very darn far, Was a stream by my ...

I made out all my Christmas cards, but I could not find my address book, I thought of where it could be, but it wasn't there when I took...

I played with my quite doggy, and I caught a case of mange, Then when I went to work, people looked at me real strange, Someone made a big f...

Often Harry would play in concert his sweet kazoo,  Then he bought a nice metal flute, and it was brand new, Then he bought a clarinet, Foun...

There was a grocery bagger, named Howard, Howard was by all measures, a true coward, He hardly ever used soap and then showered, His many sm...