LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I inherited a dinosaur egg; it was really old, The old egg has been in my family, since a time untold, Yesterday, a saur popped out, The kid...

I am sociopathic, and it inspires me to both dance and sing, When I hear of tragedy for others, I hear the bells of joy, Ding,Ding! It is ve...

My sad seahorse was doing an unhappy mope, So, I untethered him from his constraining rope, He quick, ran away, He'll come back one day,...

Everyone, onshore complains, that I'm a daft, old, grumpy goat, I spend all my time fishing in my dinghy; a tiny, tin boat, No observed,...

Stanley was acting weird and real funny, He hopped around like a crazy bunny, When they sent Stan away, For a mental health stay, His eyes t...

Marty the great physicist, was a mathematics big deal, But none of his equations, could predict what was real and unreal, It racked Marty in...

My cow loves her alcohol, but her milk is full of booze, And every time I drink her milk, I have to take a snooze, With the pig, goat, roost...