LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Beautiful Banjo Bob had a knobby, hardwood, beech, peg leg,    It did not line up with his foot, so his walking was irreg, When he was on th...

I am an alpha player, with the power pogo stick, I jump higher and further, than all others in my clique, I can jump twenty feet, high, Jump...

I bought me some crawlers, so I could catch trout, There's big ones out there, in the streams all about, See, I write a love story, As I...

I sleep best at night if I have some beer, and am very well fed, Then I watch tv shows full of zombies, known as the undead, I say night, ni...