LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I found a wart on my apple, while drinking homemade port, So, I thought I'd take the apple maker, to small claims court, The apple maker...

The little bubble wrap went Snap! Snap! Snap! The big bubble wrap went Bap! Bap! Bap! The paper filler went Rip! Rip! Out fell the packing s...