LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got a computer chip stuck in my mid-finger, So the boss can tell if I am working, or linger, I just like to hide and unwind, Now bill coll...

The filth in my house gives my house an A+ rat rating, That's why I'm left home alone, with my family vacating, With the rats I'...

I saw a great big old bear chewing on my neighbor's face, It didn't bother me since it wasn't happening on my place, Then the be...